Monkey-dump

The act of defecating into one's hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.

That toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so I had to monkey-dump it.

by jbleezy April 12, 2015

Dump

You are probably here because you remember Donald Trump or "Donald Dump".

Oh yeah i remember that idiot president Donald Dump

by MommyIsNotGood August 2, 2020

puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

Weird Dump

When Ricky and Eliot of the Internet Today YouTube channel are short on time and combine an episode of "Weekly Weird News" with an episode of "News Dump", a "Weird Dump" is produced.

Did you see? Ricky and Eliot were so busy that they dropped a "Weird Dump" instead of a deuce of episodes this week.

by Cat Maroo November 9, 2025

Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.

"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."

by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Cum dump

An either highly openly gay male or a straight female known far and wide for being a (nice word) who loves having anal sex.

Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024