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Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
by Rewd53 August 20, 2024
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Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot
He's such a twat
by Happy5548 July 5, 2016
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twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."
by Jap Sy August 24, 2023
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Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
by Yujo88 May 11, 2015
mugGet the Twatmug.

Twat Studios

A very large company that makes videos about areas in melbourne
Wow that guy is filming a video for Twat Studios
by Twat_Studios August 8, 2021
mugGet the Twat Studiosmug.

Twatted

When Twitter denies your Tweet from being posted.
The President Tweeted his views of politics in this country, it was twatted when Twitter denied the tweet from posting.
by Frank Palace October 19, 2020
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Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
mugGet the Battery fuck twatmug.

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