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Man Shower

guy 1: man, when i got home i had a Man Shower
guy 2: whats a man shower?
guy 2: a cold shower
by xGodOfPainx May 17, 2011
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Canadian Shower

A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.

The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
Man, sorry I missed your call, I was taking a Canadian shower... You know how that goes.
by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011
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angry showerhead

when your man pisses you off because he can't get you off and you take it out on the shower head...then smile with content/lv
omg!! thanks to my boyfriend i had an angry showerhead moment!
by luisa v August 28, 2008
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fuckboy shower

showers that hardly take 10 minutes.
showers that dont last long
by sleepdeprived247 January 28, 2016
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old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.
James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."
by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005
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scowering

To cower while scowling.
Being the sore loser that she is, she's over there scowling in the corner.
by _Nikki_ July 3, 2005
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Chinese cold shower

the act of saving your cum for months at a time then finding a Chinese girl or boy or family and dumping the cold cum on them.
dude i just Chinese cold showered that family out there
by bob hard tits 101 October 6, 2010
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