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goonwife 

A woman to whom you most reliably or consistently goon, to the point of a certain loyalty being established. Likely, the gooner has fallen in love with the woman, who is typically but not always, a celebrity or e-girl. The excessive, masturbatory evolution of, but not limited to, ‘the celebrity crush.’
I wouldn’t say I haven’t jerked it to another girl now and then, but Charli D’Amelio is without a doubt my goonwife. I can’t get enough of her.
goonwife by Paul Zoinker March 13, 2024
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goonaloona 

Goonaloona
Person 1: remove someone useless (that isn't me)
bgram: fym useless 😭 these are my homies
Person 1: idk remove someone
Person 1: that
Person 1: isn't doing anything
Person 1: like dom
Person 1: who tf is that no name
dom: 💔💔💔
Zoink: goonaloona
melom: Tf does goonaloona mean 😭
Zoink: if you know. you know
goonaloona by zNezarc March 15, 2024
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goonvana 

Goonvana a state of pure bliss once you finish your goon and have achieved peak climax a special place is beyond when you achieve this peak climax and this is know as goonvana
Tom:” dude I’m about reach goonvana”

Jerry :” holy shit dude I’ve been gooning for 3 minutes I’ll meet you there soon goon pal
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goonoligist 

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Goonaroma 

The smell of sweat and cum as you've been gooning out all day
Bro I've been gooning all day, I've really built up a Goonaroma
Goonaroma by anonymous March 21, 2024