Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Slug Dick

When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.

Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.

Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!

by w a b b i † Willburkey October 27, 2013

Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

Dharma dick

A person that uses Buddhist teachings to promote his or her self interest in a dickish or non empathic fashion.

A: I want to date other girls. All relationships are empty anyway.

B:Don't be such a Dharma dick.

by Floptikal February 9, 2015

Minion dick

A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard

His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick

by Apple monkey October 7, 2015

whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

by torilyn June 16, 2018