King Cupcake 

The ultimate cupcake. Characterized by a strange combination of emo and hipsterness, with an uncontrollable tendency to flirt with every korean girl encountered, often 2-3 at a time.

The ultimate cupcake would be someone who wears tight red pants purchased from Italy and who has a super emo haircut--for example a high buzzcut on one side with longer comb over hair on the other side.

A king cupcake prefers to remain unidentified and tries to deflect his cupcake status by claiming that others are cupcakes and that cupcaking is inherently "gay cupcaking" (which is false).

"WOW, what a huge cupcake Howard P is. He is always trying to mack on little AZN (asian) girls and wears fruity red designer pants. He truly is the King Cupcake"

King Cupcake by Cupcake Understudy July 7, 2008

cupcake life 

a phrase describing the life or living conditions of someone who has lived accustomed to safety and security, usually from an early age, relatively free from most of the hardships and forms of stress that are experienced by a majority of people. A person who has had a cupcake life may start out with built-in advantages, yet struggle to maintain or get ahead when called upon to fend for him/herself.

Kevin complains that he has to work and pay his own bills. It's no surprise that he grew up having a cupcake life in which he was supported by his parents and lived comfortably in the suburbs.

cupcake life by D.S. Credito April 7, 2015

Cuphead 

Another example of a good game ruined by its fanbase. Just don't search up "cupcest" on Google Images, then that way the game doesn't get ruined for you.

Person 1: "Did you see that fanart of Cuphead and Mugman having s..."
Person 2: "Shhhhh!!!!, don't ruin Cuphead for me with it's cancerous fanbase please."

Cuphead by (^’.’)> hello! April 23, 2018

Cupcakke 

A rapper from Illinois who went viral after her song "Deepthroat" ("Hump me, fuck me / daddy better make me choke") became popular in Vine compilations. Her lyrics are over-the-top in their sexual nature, as well as just about everything she does (she refers to her fans as "slurpers").

I was a slurper of Cupcakke before she was cool.

Cupcakke by Araragi April 17, 2017

Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.

It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

Cupertino Alliance by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020

Cupcakke 

the freakiest and funniest female rapper to ever exist in 21st century. she saves d1€k by giving it CPR. she says that his d1€k is smaller than his feet toes, so she finna ride a squiward nose

cupcakkes song cpr goes: Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous
TIIIIIGHT
im here to serve you costumer service
RIIIIGHT

Cupcakke by 2cool2cool4skool December 18, 2021

turtle cupping 

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

turtle cupping by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010