choadanus

A normally fat person resembling that of a choad (or has a choad) and has the and attitude of an ass therefore anus

"No dick Nick pushed me in the pond ,man he is a real choadanus"

by Drake has no hands November 25, 2016

Chode Choker

A gay boy who says he is not gay, but would probably choke on a chode

"That Jack is such a Chode Choker

by Shannooooon December 10, 2016

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017

chode

A chode is a penis that is wider than it is long.

"hahaha my guy has a chode, so I dumped him"

by Dedoid jnr69 April 3, 2017

Choad

A short fat stubby dick that looks like a crushed sofa can

Wtf what is that's is that a choad

by Dainperry123456789 April 6, 2017

Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

by Noice Meme April 21, 2017

Chode Chorgler

someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.

Damn, that dude is an asshole. He's such a fucking chode chorgler.

by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017