hag bagged

a new level of being hagged. When you become a shell of a human and are not worthy of the life you currently posess.

Also when you get way too fucked up, and usually black out.

I was tooo hag bagged last night for my own good!

by king slut fuckery January 15, 2008

bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.

Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.

by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008

JIC Bag

a bag packed for any reason Just-In-Case

I leaving for the day but, I have my JIC bag.

by udontknowmebut April 6, 2009

jitt bag

a dick, a douche, or someone who knows exactly what they shouldn't do, but does it anyway

"i've been hooking up with that girl from the sub shop."

"right on, definitely."

three days later....

"you hooked up with that girl from the sub shop? that was my girl, you jitt bag!"

by justymac August 25, 2008

scallop bag

testicles, the testosticles, nads, gnards, marbles, jewels, balls, huevos, coinpurse, nuts, sack, satchel, berries, junk, privates, swimsuit parts, weinie-pops

Damn, can you believe that his own golfball ricocheted and hit him in the scallop bag!?!

by BOBBY!!! December 18, 2008

i-bag

The act of T-bagging by a person who is missing one testicle, or a uninut.

Do you think that Lance Armstrong i-bagged Cheryl Crow? I know I would've.

by The Great Badger October 16, 2008