Failcrab

During a well populated match of Zombie Attack on Garry's Mod, someone who tries to get past a human barricade while playing as one of the headcrab classes, yet fails and just gets in the way. Usually seen in packs of 5 or more.

Man, get the hell out of the way you failcrabs!

by Prizzin secks January 13, 2009

Failcoaster

A ride that significantly falls off the tracks and fails to complete.

Wow, you just rode the failcoaster.

Here comes the failcoaster...

by rileysjr12 March 30, 2009

Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.

Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

Failcave

A term you use when a person fails and you would like them to go away and leave you alone.

Go back to your failcave

by johhny1232211 April 9, 2009

Failgasmic

An adjective describing:

1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.

2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.

3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.

1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."

Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"


2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"

You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"


3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.

by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

failburg

When the amount of fail is so huge it is like the iceburg that caused the Titanic to sink.

"I did so badly on that test, man...I am such a failburg."

by Wildebrian April 19, 2009

failrigible

a fail so massive it's almost impossible to stop. For instance, the Hindenberg is a failrigible. It lit on fire than it takes to burn a newspaper. That deserves the award of a failrigible

That failrigible is so massive it's almost considered a win.

by notsamlol May 7, 2009