Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

robbelxop

Bastardization of the word “Roblox”.

Person 1: “hey you wanna play roblox together?”
Person 2: “oh robbelxop? sure what’s your username?”
Person 1: “what”

by flipperplus September 19, 2025

Robert Martins

It means a guy who can become anything

Eddy: Who's--
Eddy: M
Guy: A
Gig: R
Tin Guy: Tin

Robotnik: Rob
Ert: Erts--

And there they have it they spelled the word Robert Martins

by Meshosnoz November 24, 2025

Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

rocker robber

one who finds older people attractive and sexy; a person who has sexy thoughts about old men and women.

opposite of a craddle robber.

OMG, Jessica is such a rocker robber, she'd bang Sean Connery in a heartbeat.

I'm a rocker robber, I appreciate the "oldies but goodies".

by *Lilo* April 8, 2008

cock robber

a cock robber is a girl who steals your guy before or after you're done with him, also a skank.

i really thought we were gonna get it in then that cock robber bitch stole him, wtf???

by sohighicaneatastar January 7, 2011

Bookie robber

A bet, usually on a horse, that is bound to win.

Man i drained some bookie robbers today!

by thebigdog8 October 21, 2010