Run on Pirate Gold 

A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.

I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!

Run on Pirate Gold by Clowpie August 17, 2014

peg legged butt pirate 

a one legged homo

did you see that peg legged butt pirate over their ARRRGG

peg legged butt pirate by jonsey88 August 26, 2014

diving off the pirate plank 

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

diving off the pirate plank by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

Furious snake pirate 

A throbbing penis that leans slightly to one side

I was with this guy last night and he had this furious snake pirate. It was horrendous

Furious snake pirate by themanwiththefurioussnake October 3, 2017

a salty pirate 

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

a salty pirate by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

hitting a pirate's butt 

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

hitting a pirate's butt by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018

anal sheep pirate 

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

anal sheep pirate by Analdickrape February 20, 2018