Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
by Mad hatter man October 17, 2022
The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
by PomegranateKatie January 31, 2012
A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
by Jamdef April 20, 2022
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
by Itsmegod June 02, 2012
by Lib-Lab June 10, 2017
by ZacTaylor November 24, 2021