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Becky(s) 

noun
1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Becky gravitates to people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Becky can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children's events, bitching over their $14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.

The Becky typically travels in menstruating packs of 2-6, & should be avoided if found in the wild. Especially if they are sober, or drunk.

For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Becky's are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Becky's, police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a single Becky in a way they define as harmful may cause you to be labeled a misogynist racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges, then being beat & jailed.

2. Your wife, girlfriend, the pack of dumb bitches at the drive in theater that can't understand why their car won't start when they turn the key thing and it goes rrrr rrr rrrrr, the chick talking on the monitor at any given time, both your mothers, etc.

Adj
1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any bullshit ideological fixation.
Hey! Watch out for that pack of Becky(s)! If one of those stupid bitches sucks you in, you'll be paying child support, and sponsoring her Bumble hookups after a bad, but obviously imminent divorce bro... You should probably just choose to be gay and not reproduce them. It's better for life in the Cosmos in the end...
Becky(s) by OP3Ngr4vez June 11, 2019

Becky's Face 

Used in the Becky's Face song, to the tune of 'stacey's mom'.
Also there is Le grande visage, and a new brand of fish fingers.
Becky's Face has got it going on
Its all I want and i've waited for so long
Becky can't you see your face is the one for me
Becky's Face woooaaaooo

becky's mom 

A rough looking, haggard, wrinkled woman with no less than 6 kids, smokes 2 packs of Marlboros a day, owns a TV satellite, says "God-damn" alot, and looks unmistakenly like Brad Whitford from Aerosmith.
Hey Scott, isn't that Becky's mom over there looking at the pink flamingos in Home Depot?
becky's mom by crotchrot November 9, 2003

Becky's Corollary 

The best food to get in DC comes only in tin foil w/o utensils.
Using Becky's corollary, I know that Five Guys is a good thing to have in my neighborhood.
Becky's Corollary by FivGuys July 20, 2008

Becky's Prodigy 

Another name for a penis, specifically one that functions amazingly, popularized by the podcast a Date with dateline.
Why would she drop the theft charges after he could be potentially charged with murder?!?! Does this man have a Becky's prodigy?!?!?!

Becky's Baby 

An ethnic and/or racial slur towards adults and children of mixed parentage, specifically a woman of contemporary European descent and a man of African/Moorish descent.
Person 1: Barack Obama was a black president.
Person 2: No, he's Becky's baby. His mother is of English ancestry and his father is either that Kenyan, Obama Sr, or that communist Frank Marshall Davis. He's not one of us.
Person 1: So, what about about Kamala Harris?
Person 2: Her mother is Indian and her father is Jamaican, so she's Prisha's baby.
Person 1: Ooh, we about to hurt some feelin's!
Becky's Baby by M.S. UrbDic December 22, 2024

Emily's&Becky's 

Emily and Becky are common names for hott white girls who black guys have a preference for.
you always had a thing for the Emily's&Becky's..lol.