disrespectful dump

Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.

Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?

by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023

Dump and go

A man or woman who isn't worth any value and is easily used by someone

Also a person who is known to be fucked once then dumped

Sloppy unethical person

Lousy and lazy
Not worth a flip and not worth the sperm they were made from

Dump: meaning to toss or disgard

Boy: That girl is a dump and go meaning only used for a one-time fuck and dump after

by Crown_Freaxxx May 5, 2023

dump cunt

dump cunt is typically used to define a stupid & annoying female who should be cummed on and then abandoned on the side of the road. hints the word dump cunt, dump meaning cum and cunt meaning pussy.

yeah she is super attractive but this dump cunt thought it was okay to throw something during the argument

by THEMOSTINTERESTING May 13, 2023

guy dump

The couch or comfortable chair in a retail store where all of the men sit waiting for their significant others to finish shopping.

"Where are you? I just found three shirts for $12. I'm ready to go."
"I'm at the guy dump on the second floor of the Gap."

by stubbstarbuck69 August 25, 2023

Dumped

To unceremoniously break up with someone.

Bob: So whatever happened to Charlie?
Alice: I dumped him.

by MalumLibrum958 September 20, 2023

dump

a thing that feels good and it falls with a plop

i took a huge dump

by poop lord 2020 January 9, 2020

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020