Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.
Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.
Bon appootit.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.
TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?
Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.
by Stoney69 February 2, 2020
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