Cock Hopper

Someone who hops from cock to cock because they're insecure with themselves. They also think they need this attention, because there is something deeply troubled with them.

John Doyle is a cock hopper.

by mynameisNOTtom September 5, 2010

horse cock

Slang used by electricians. It is a tube of braided metal coupling that is flexible and used to grip multiple conductors together in 1 conduit

Gary: “Hey John, do you have a horse cock? This area keeps vibrating and I need to squeeze these two wires.”

John: “Sorry Gary I don’t, I had a horse cock but my kid started playing with it and got his fingers stuck, so I had to grab my Dremel and cut it off.”

by Frank Fappa July 5, 2020

Cock-Fail

When a male is unable To attain an erection, it is known as a Cock-Fail

Poor Eric, he had a Cock-Fail With Chelsea Last night...twice

by Rockandrolljunkiie January 28, 2009

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

cock scab

It's a scab on your cock. What did you think it was?

Man, I've been whacking it old school so much lately I've got cock scabs.

by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

cock light

The act of using flamable liquid to draw a cock upon a neighbor's lawn, followed by lighting it on fire, thus producing a flaming, lit cock.

get the lighter fluid, were going to cock light the neighbors yard.

by d.evil August 4, 2009

cock-sicle

when fellatio is done outdoors in cold weather - cock forms a layer of frozen saliva

hey when we go skiing, will you give me a cock-sicle on the chairlift?

by Bradford, PA March 25, 2011