brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces

I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair

brown gift by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009

Brown Wendy 

When a mobile phone is inserted in the anus and rang.

oh yeh...... Shove that N95 hard up there and ring me till i dribble...... Give me a 'Brown wendy' till i weep.

Brown Wendy by bambarino December 1, 2010

Brown Excitement 

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

Brown Excitement by curley19 May 14, 2011

Brown's Grip 

When someone will not let go of something and when told to let go, they do not acknowledge the fact they are still holding on.

That chick has a huge Brown's Grip on Edward, she wont let go

Brown's Grip by Vah JJ October 8, 2011

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

Brown Noting by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

brown finger nail polish 

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge

After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!

brown finger nail polish by Mermaid_Natalie December 8, 2015

Brown-Eyed Susan 

When, at a truck stop glory hole, the giving party gently and loving replaces his or her frontal genitalia with a puckered anus, much to the chagrin of the receiving party.

The naughty, precocious pervert peeked through the glory hole in overeager anticipation of his prize, and was justly rewarded with a brown-eyed Susan.

Brown-Eyed Susan by specialpants April 5, 2016