Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
Get the trash turkeymug. by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
Get the Turkey neckmug. When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021
Get the Turkey Creemeemug. A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
Get the Hungarian Turkey Slicermug. by seveneight August 16, 2008
Get the tree turkeymug. by bb3378 April 16, 2017
Get the baste my turkeymug. by Akfrm215p June 6, 2023
Get the Cold Turkeymug.