slaizer snake

a big ass dick
largest of the snake family
very agressive around poon

did you see that slaizer snake, it was fuckin huge!!

slaizer snake by dick belong August 23, 2007

coco snake 

A long terd that originates from the cinnamon ring and gives the appearance of a deadly venomous snake.

"Man, I dropped me one heck of a coco snake after them biscuits for breakfast!"

coco snake by J. Young January 30, 2008

hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands

Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!

hissing snake by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009

Crum Snake 

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

Crum Snake by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

Rack Snake 

An exceptionally large penis, this term is used when a man wants to have sex with large breasts. Often used to describe the activities that are about to unfold when communicating with a lady.

Oh heavens Betty. Your breasts are fantastic, and I would love for my Rack Snake to check them out!

Rack Snake by FireBritches October 15, 2010

texas snake trap 

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...

i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD

texas snake trap by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011

farting snake 

A bass clarinet.

That girl's great with the fish horn and the farting snake.

farting snake by pentozali October 5, 2011