Cowboy Shocker

When you grab your balls and stick your finger in your butt

Shelly loves giving her man a cowboy shocker!!!

by Cowboy Shocker December 24, 2019

The shocker

2 in the pink 1 in the stink

I used the shocker on my girl last night.

by GranmastaPooBaa February 19, 2020

Tampa Shocker

When a man sits on a vibrator with his mouth open and his significant other is bent over in front of him and proceeds to poop in his mouth

Did you hear about Paul getting the Tampa Shocker

by thrustgod December 14, 2020

invisible shocked

When you have the ability to have sex with someone with a psychic ability and someone comes out of left field another individual sticks something in your ass

I was advanced Astral projecting and someone else invisible shocked me

by Saerow April 28, 2021

Shell shocked

Traumatized.

The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

The Shocker

Two in the pink and one in the stink
Aka two fingers in a vagina and your pinky in her butt

"You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the pink and one in the stink
That's called the shocker, yeah"
-Steel Panther

by Strxbxrry007 November 5, 2021

Shell-shocked

When you shit on a turtle

Man I can’t believe Shannon shell-shocked that turtle last night!

by Sangarion November 13, 2021