Penrose Poppet

The embodiment of qualities thought impossible to exist simultaneously in a single example of womanhood. An impossible figure. Believed to be mathematically impossible. Synonyms: Unicorn, Real Geek Girl, Waifu. Related to Escher Staircase, Blivet.

James has been dating a Penrose Poppet for about a month now and he's going to be severely disappointed when he discovers she's an actual human being and not a mythical creature after all.

by Ephemily October 10, 2017

Farty popper

Dumping glitter into ones anus and while lying one your back, farting with such force that glitter is spewed into the air resembling a party popper.

Because Mike was having a surprise birthday party, Todd decided he would break out a farty popper for the occasion.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

redrocket popper

To pour poprocks under one's foreskin

At the the carnival port-a-potty I gave myself a redrocket popper

by wierdwillywanker October 27, 2017

mouth ploppers

Small food you can plop in your mouth. And food small enough to eat in one bite.

Sally had a nice spread of cheese, crackers, and tasty mouth ploppers.

by CapatainWestward November 9, 2017

Jalapeno Popper

This requires multiple partners. During anal intercourse, the male will ejaculate into a condom, proceed to pull out, while leaving the condom in the girls anal cavity, before having his friend place his penis inside the same condom that resides in the females anal cavity and continue to have intercourse

Male 1: You want in on this?
Male 2: I would, but I don't have a condom
Male 1: Don't trip, just pull a Jalapeno Popper and you'll be good

by Gentle_neal April 22, 2018

peinei popper

A breaded penis or peinei that is served as appetizers at restruants or sold at stores to be eaten.

Dang that guy can shove a ton of peinei poppers in his mouth.

by Peinei Popper January 25, 2018

Cheese popped

Popping a cheese ball into your lovers hole.

I cheese popped my girlfriends hole.

by Handling Mc Handler February 11, 2018