hungatory

A portmanteau of hunger purgatory defined as the state of hunger with accompanied physical discomfort that makes you realize you took too long to do anything about. Now any cooked meal you would prepare or takeout you could have delivered will take too long and you will suffer until you actually do eat something. Usually this makes deciding what to eat even more difficult as a result which only exacerbates the problem

Opening and closing the refrigerator door doesn't make a ready to eat meal magically appear before you, you're in Hungatory now and it's too late. Your stomach will growl and churn in complaint for as long as it will take you to make something.

by Mensa-wordsmith May 9, 2023

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Hungover, and homosexual

A phrase that you use when there's a really awkward tension that's the carnage of being homosexual and hungover.

You may be not intoxicated, but you're still gay.
Consider it your first.
...Or first in a while.

"They started kissing after! They were totally hungover, and homosexual!"

"Wow! who knew they would be so awkward... wonder why, oh! they're probably hungover and homosexual."

by PROMISEDFORTUNE July 18, 2023

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Hungriness

when ur man wants to fulfill his hunger pains by eating that one stuff he used to eat back in the day…

Babe I’m hungry…
I’ve got something u can eat to fulfill ur hungriness

by Never ever22 July 29, 2023

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Hungrateful

Someone who is hungry and needs to eat but doesnt like any of the food choices on offer.

There's food in the fridge but if you're gonna be hungrateful you'll have to get a takeaway.

by HA1L5 August 20, 2023

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Hungarian Technique

The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.

Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.

by Parellas August 29, 2023

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