A portmanteau of hunger purgatory defined as the state of hunger with accompanied physical discomfort that makes you realize you took too long to do anything about. Now any cooked meal you would prepare or takeout you could have delivered will take too long and you will suffer until you actually do eat something. Usually this makes deciding what to eat even more difficult as a result which only exacerbates the problem
Opening and closing the refrigerator door doesn't make a ready to eat meal magically appear before you, you're in Hungatory now and it's too late. Your stomach will growl and churn in complaint for as long as it will take you to make something.
by Mensa-wordsmith May 09, 2023
When someone just wants to troll you with a passing quip but you forcibly engage them in an actual discussion typically to bring to light how uninformed the troll is and embarrass them. The functional opposite of Sealioning.
Matt just wanted to troll Jeff with a brief "fake news" comment but Jeff was more than ready, Lionsealing him with a deluge of information that Matt was by no means equipped to handle.
by Mensa-wordsmith September 11, 2020