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Human

The best specimen to ever exist unlike monsters such as dogs, whales, elephants etc etc etc.
I hope all animals go extinct except for humans
by Nascarfan2007 January 2, 2023
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human garbage

It's a virus called RD9, or as I like to call it, World Cure.
At the end of the game, everyone in the stadium will be infected.
It should take two to three weeks for symptoms to start showing up.

- By which time 96 000 fans from almost every country in the world
will be back home spreading the disease. Why are you doing this?

- Well, think about it. We have seven billion people
running around on a planet that can only hold five.
I am just trying to make the world a better place, that's all,
by deleting the surplus.

- "Cure the world." And who exactly do you intend to "delete"?

- The garbage ... the imbeciles, who lie around drunk, reproducing like rabbits,
and sitting there with their hand out, expecting the rest of us to pay.
And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?

- You are!

- Haha, no.

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)
We should delete the human garbage as soon as possible,
to make room for the few worthy people.
by milahu November 15, 2025
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HUMAN

DEAR DUMB@SS YOUR A F#CKING HUMAN UNLESS YOUR A MONKEY OR SOME SH/T LIKE I KNEW HUMANS(US WHERE DUMB BUT REALLY THIS DUMB HOLY SH?T)
HUMAN
by IQAUDZ February 14, 2023
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Human Slop

The soulless movies, TV shows, text things, and video games pumped out by woke Hollywood that are all derivative, preachy, and lacking any real creativity.
"People complaining about AI slop don’t get it we’ve been dealing with human slop for thousands of years AI doesn’t need to try hard to beat it."
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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Human

The best species of animal known to anything that exists. If you found this, YOUR A GOD
Human is Evolved Monke
by DanteThePiggyHeroYT January 12, 2023
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Human Doodlebear

by Lord Stryker November 19, 2019
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