Computer food 

Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.

Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...

Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.

Computer food by Howard Campbell December 29, 2005

pussy food

A good-looking black guy with a small dick, as would be easily swallowed whole by a woman's nether regions.

"She seriously deepthroated you on the first try?"
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty much pussy food."

pussy food by yourkidbro94 August 15, 2014

acne food 

Food that gives you ACNE

wtf happened to cindy?

she broke up with tom and has been eating nothing but acne food for the past week

acne food by SchizoidMan March 9, 2011

soul food 

The exquisite cuisine of Oakland, California, especially as prepared by Everett and Jones.

I goin' to the soul food restaurant and get me some buffalo fish.

soul food by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

dog food 

the stuff between grants ears

grant don't come up with any ideas cause you need a brain not the dog food between your ears

dog food by paul March 17, 2004

asian food

roadkill with spices and sauce.

I had some asian food last night at a chinese restuarant, i swear it had a tyre mark on it

asian food by hard nipples December 25, 2007

dog food 

Town centre fast food.

Available from McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.

Mikey: How about something to eat?
Timmy: I hear KFC have a new chicken flavoured dog food out at the mo?
Mikey: Let's go for it!

dog food by RSK August 1, 2003