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Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation on the Bloody Mary, where the vodka is substituted with whisky, and the tomato juice is substituted with the period blood of an Ibizan stripper.
I’ll have a Bloody Donald, extra spicy! Yum yum! 😋
by Stegner February 18, 2024
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Donald Dump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, who did more harm to the nation and its people than literally anyone else in history.
"The U.S. economy is at an all-time low as a result of Donald Dump's executive orders."
by Fcking_Chuck April 4, 2025
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Donald Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, hence the name. However, this move doesn't need to involve hitting them. Before you are about to cum, grab her firmly and yell "I voted for Trump!" and hold on tight. The TDS in them will start to flare up massively, and as a result their vagina contracts really tight so you get a way better orgasm.
I Donald Punched some chick I picked up at the No Kings protest yesterday and it felt amazing.
by vcraine October 19, 2025
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Bobby donald

He's so short and fat. He'll never get a friend. He's a little Chinese panda. Oh, and he's also gay.
by Luca Polito November 13, 2019
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Donald

“I ‘m going for a Donald” - I’m going for a dump - that is going for a shit.
by anonymous October 17, 2025
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Donald Trump

-The orange who somehow won the seat 45th and 47th president by rigging the election.
-A mean, ignorant man who only cares for money.
-A racist, homophobic person who is a threat to the country.
Oh my gosh. Did you just dropkick a grandma and steal self-tan from Walmart? You're such a Donald Trump.
by Yonhoo:) July 7, 2025
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Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz
Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
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