Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

by kwis9 March 28, 2023

Lesbian Dick

When you’re arguing with your partner and can’t come up with a better insult.

Fuck you you lesbian dick!!

by Thatbitchfromtheblock August 12, 2024

Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

Big dick rams

THE GREATEST HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM EVER IN HISTORY. BDR FOR LIFE, ESK FOREVER

The Big dick rams take the field against the east side pussies.

by Bdr leader February 21, 2020

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016