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Sneak Fucked

When someone jumps behind you and scares the crap out of you in a most vulgar manner, mostly thrusting their crotch at your behind. The attacker usually screams the wordsSurprise Butt Sex”.
Girl - Holy crap Liz, Mike just sneak fucked me.
by the nig thumper September 30, 2011
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Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023
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YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick

And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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fuck you saph

what angel says to saph when they're playing roblox together.
angel: *tags saph* "fuck you saph!"

saph: *tags angel*

angel: "FUCK YOU SAPH!"
by lolllllll62726 October 8, 2023
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Fuckatives

Is the term most commonly used to identify Individuals who have sexual relations and or entercours with members of their immediate or direct family willingly
Those two cousins there are fuckatives.
by Flashbang2Tymes October 10, 2023
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Completely Fucked

/kuhm·pleet·lee,ˈfəkt/
adjective

1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.

"he's completely FUCKED junior year"

Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned

2. me; presently.

"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
by EGJohnson October 10, 2023
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Accidental fuck boy

A man who unintentionally becomes a fuck boy - generally finds out once his friends make him aware of his fuck boy tendencies.
Johnny was unaware he was an accidental fuck boy until his friends brought it to his attention.
by Redleader69 October 12, 2023
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