Destroy dick December

After you win NNN, you must nut the same amount of times as the day e.g. for the first day, you nut once, on the second day, you nut twice, on the thirty first you nut 31 times. Anything goes during DDD weather you have sex or you nut to femboys, everything goes. Good luck soldiers

James: Yo bro, NNN just ended, you survive?
Davis: I did, but now the real challenge starts, destroy dick December…

by Tweaking the fuck out rn November 13, 2024

Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....

I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.

by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021