Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Wood Burner Tattoo

The scars / burn marks which one receives on their wrist or forearm from attempting to jam too large a piece of firewood into a small wood stove.

If you already have 5 wood burner tattoos before Christmas you should either drink less or cut your firewood smaller.

by Definerofdefinitions October 4, 2023

Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.

Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.

by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024

Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"

Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.

by Mannywalt April 30, 2024

It's mad wood outside

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.

Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!

by anonymous May 2, 2024

galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

basically trending architecture tiktok videos that oftenly use galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, and expansion screws from aunt for lil john's 1x1meter room

gf: how did you manage to expand this tiny room
lil john: i used some galvanized steel square, eco friendly wood veneer, expansion screws from aunt

by uhh! May 21, 2024