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Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking
Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?
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Desktop background of the week

Desktop background of the week is an award given by the YouTuber "YuB" to express how well the Background is. He puts it as his background and the creator gets to brag about how their drawing showed up on some lazy old dad's computer.
"You.. win.. "Desktop background of the week" so great job, I guess..."
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Slapp ass week

Slsp ass week starts on September 13-17 you can slap your bsf ass your gf ass your bf ass your frind ass(not if you ina relationship tho) all week
Hey bae uts the 13 yiu know what that mean
What?

Slapp ass week just stated
by Coochie licker 2000😛 September 11, 2021
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Hans Oluf on a weekend

this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
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Dirty Whore Week

A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.

Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.

You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.

Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
I got a facial, anal and about 30 bruises after dirty whore week this year.
by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021
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No slap week

A Holy Week (29 nov. to 5 dec.) where all kinds of slapping (a ESPECIALLY on foreheads) is prohibited. You slap someone’s forehead, you have to give them a cig.
Pers 1: *slaps forehead*
Pers 2: Hehe give me my cigarette bitch

Pers 1: Why ???
Pers 2: it’s No slap week week !!
by TaMLeDino November 28, 2021
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7 Day Weekend

7 Day Weekend can only be described as a family of wonderful and beautiful individuals all with unique skill, personalities and attributes coming together to form one of the most outstandingly powerful communities in human history.
I found my family and home in 7 Day Weekend
by Good Boy B December 1, 2021
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