waffling 

adj. or verb - indecisive; unable to make up one's mind; playing the safe middle ground due to one's own lack of conviction or sense of morality.

Faced with explaining why no WMD were found in Iraq, Bush found himself waffling between portraying America as a Christian nation and crucifying Saddam Hussein.

waffling by wilderxero August 29, 2004

waffled 

to get really REALLY drunk - and you look like you're that drunk

We went out drinking last night. Justin was waffled!

waffled by valintina4 September 13, 2005

Waffles and Pancakes 

An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”

Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?

Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...

Waffles and Pancakes by Pantshitter5 October 25, 2020

Penis Waffles 

A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments

*Marriage Troubles*

Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''

Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''

Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''

....................

Wife: "WHAT!!?''

.......

Husband: "Err''

............

Husband: "Penis Waffles!''

Penis Waffles by He-Roe November 4, 2007

soggy waffles

a game where all men cum onto a waffle and the last person to cum has 2 eat the waffle; MASON'S favorite game.

Mason finished last when cummin on the waffle so he had 2 eat it.

Mason purposely lost the game so he could enjoy a nice meal for breakfast.

soggy waffles by J 0 K A February 2, 2005

wafflegod 

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.

wafflegod by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017

wafflewich 

A "sandwich" made with waffles instead of bread, hence the term, wafflewich. Commonly made with Peanut Butter and Jelly. Waffles should be toasted or cooked.

Frank: Yo, what are we having for lunch today?
Bob: I'm making Choco Chip Wafflewiches, you down?
Frank: Wafflewiches? HELL YEA!!

wafflewich by Nick Macy July 25, 2008