A English fencer who premiered at the 2008 Olympic Games. He seems proper, but is too nice to say no. Incredibly handsome and kind, but needs to learn to be honest.
by LondonLover January 16, 2009
by caramel ice cream August 06, 2015
An Alex Austen is generally someone who likes to step on cats heads and put spaghetti through lizards ear holes. He also likes to sit on his brothers penis and give him sloppy toppy. His father typically has pockets as deep as the Mariana Trench.
by spagety in lizards ears March 26, 2021
Anyone with this name is bound to have an extremely small, microscopic, stinky, willy. Also a buff retarded beaner. I feel bad for anyone named Alex Caudill
by Assjuice12 February 12, 2018
A douche that thinks he is better than My Chemical Romance. Also tells his friends to "kill urselves" and probably once listened to My Chemical Romance.
by Thesmashedprune March 04, 2015
by Ha alex gay August 29, 2022