Alex Kapranos

Alex Kapranos is a Scottish musician and lead singer of Franz Ferdinand.

What happens when you give Alex Kapranos too many laxatives? Alex Krapanos!

by caramel ice cream September 9, 2015

Alex Gipson

pussy hoe

Alex Gipson is a pussy hoe.

by sauccyaustin August 26, 2018

Alex O'Connell

A English fencer who premiered at the 2008 Olympic Games. He seems proper, but is too nice to say no. Incredibly handsome and kind, but needs to learn to be honest.

Yes, I saw that fencer Alex O'Connell on the tele.

by LondonLover January 16, 2009

alex caudill

Anyone with this name is bound to have an extremely small, microscopic, stinky, willy. Also a buff retarded beaner. I feel bad for anyone named Alex Caudill

Kamy- give me that small noodle of yours
Alex Caudill- it’s not small under a microscope

by Assjuice12 February 16, 2018

Baby Alex

A Baby Alex is a child model, typically a toddler, featured in department store catalogs. Baby Alexes are known for temper tantrums and will typically grow up to be attorneys or Human Resources managers.

That yelling kid in the monogrammed linen onesies is such a Baby Alex.

by XXXdf June 26, 2019

cornerstone alex turner

a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater

i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner

by george washingtonxoxo June 10, 2021

Alex from the boat

The hawtest man out there. Even sexier when he's on a boat in his life jacket with the water misting in his face.

DAUMMMM Alex frm the boat is a hawtyyyyy!!!!
Alex from the boat is cute

by OKURNESSEABJ January 25, 2019