In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.
Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you.
We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your Duke. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Dukes are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H I.T. you can handle.
Members who don't take S H I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Dukes took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For members who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
Thank you.
by NinjaShark November 9, 2010
Get the Special High Intensity Trainingmug. "I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter
"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter
"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter
by The Owler November 27, 2014
Get the The Tea Cup Seaman Specialmug. One of the best Pizza Tower mods there is to offer. Like, really, it is way better than Cheesed Up or Together.
Guy 1: Yo man have you heard of Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +?
Guy 2: Not really, but I've heard it is a pretty neat mod.
Guy 1: Yes it is!
Guy 2: Not really, but I've heard it is a pretty neat mod.
Guy 1: Yes it is!
by loypoll September 22, 2023
Get the Pizza Tower: Special Delivery +mug. by TailsNASCARFan93 August 23, 2021
Get the The 'ol Kyle Larson Specialmug. The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
Freddie enjoyed Harolds cleveland steamer
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!
so much he felt inclined to order a
Cleveland Doggie Bag Special to go!
by streetwhiz April 11, 2009
Get the Cleveland Doggie Bag Specialmug. The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.
by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009
Get the Happy Special Bullshit Daymug. A retarded ass nigga that's always doing some goofy dumb shit and getting caught because he's incapable of thinking
Aye y'all see this nigga marrco "man bruh " this nigga than beat up the old bitch and put his number in her phone. Smh now them police roun thur.. That's a special ed ass nigga real shit
by Savagemond March 17, 2017
Get the Special Ed ass niggamug.