lip sandwich 

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.

I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!

lip sandwich by Steve Dempsey December 14, 2008

poon sandwich 

Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.

ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.

ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"

ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.

ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.

poon sandwich by Rick Ross 2.0 November 9, 2007

Crap Sandwich 

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

Crap Sandwich by fivetears January 13, 2009

competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.

sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

competitive sandwich making by Vert53 May 17, 2011

Hairy Sandwich 

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

Hairy Sandwich by Mastah Snatcha June 11, 2011

Club Sandwich 

When a pair of breasts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the breasts and vagina at once. Depending upon the age of the 'sandwich meat', you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended anus as another condiment, thus making a Club Deluxe Sandwich. Most sandwiches come 'sans mayo' but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.

"Slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. I'll plug in your Rascal... there. Now lets touch your toes and have a Club Sandwich."

Club Sandwich by BlackTunaMan November 27, 2011

Cucumber Sandwich 

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

Cucumber Sandwich by da bae February 21, 2015