A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing in the stimulator's mouth.
by rusty-rhyno August 22, 2024
A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.
by rusty-rhyno August 22, 2024
by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018
The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 27, 2019
1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard
Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.
by DerHoffMan April 10, 2016
by ARandomPornhubUser May 25, 2018
Someone who has a twitter account called @RustNailCumMojo and is an absolute based chad who is one of the best people to chat with
by JoelIsAJoke January 16, 2021