two meter rule 

to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody

which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance

man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs

two meter rule by eskimo___ May 3, 2020

3 stop rule

After a man finishes the other partner keeps sucking until he says stop three times. Do no stop after the first and second time only the third! This can graduate to being more that three but start with three and consult your partner.

Bro, I’m telling you Beth did the 3 stop rule, she’s a keeper.

3 stop rule by Ant 02 November 2, 2020

Legoshi role play rule 34 stripper playhouse hooters sexy club and bar 

a discord server with some of the hottest mfs you've ever seen
they also like feet
tara, or4nge, maddy, sai, sami, rigby, dulce, gabi, jo, artemis, ray, leorio, butter, eliza, erynn, faith, illumi, soosh, alyx, keki, kite, shun, stella, and rozzy
holy shit theres so many of us wtf

"bro are u in Legoshi role play rule 34 stripper playhouse hooters sexy club and bar"
"yea why?"
"holy shit ur so sexy and u get so many bitches

Legoshi role play rule 34 stripper playhouse hooters sexy club and bar by taraissexy69 June 27, 2021

5 second rule 

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

5 second rule by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Ja Rule 

A Wack-Ass mofucka aka ja rule.

Fat Joe is a Ja Rule.
Jada is a Ja Rule.
Irv Gotti is a Ja Rule
Jermaine Dupri ia a Ja Rule

Ja Rule by Baller4Real July 15, 2006

Kumquat Rule 

A message board rule that is exclusive to a forum for an odd or obscure reason.

"Opus had a truamatic experience with kumquats as a child. Therefore, posting kumquat pictures results in a ban."

Kumquat Rule by PVP Forums September 13, 2003

bastard rule 

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

bastard rule by Robbo351 December 6, 2006