Fake

Camron Reid

Friend: what is fake? what does it mean?
Me: You don't know . Well the definition of fake if only translated into one name
Friend: what is it?
Me: Camron. Camron Reid
Friend: Oh My I just felt the FakeNess shiver down my spine

by Speakthetruth24/7 April 19, 2018

fake meth

Fake Dope...meth that gets you high but wont show on urine tests

I was able to get high off fake meth fake dope people at treatment never knew because i tested clean

by Skittles72 September 12, 2017

Fake make

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"

Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make

by call me jubs September 24, 2017

fake

you are fake as

you are as fake as Kylie Jenner pregnancy

by saltyasf October 4, 2017

Fake fan

Someone that just watched a walkthrough of a specific game, just watched a trailer of a specific movie, or just listened to a song by a specific musician, and now call themselves the biggest fan alive.

Luke calls himself the biggest Zelda fan, because he likes the creepy pasta and played breath of the wild on my switch once. So in my eyes he’s just a fake fan.

by H0TLINE October 12, 2017

Fake fuck boy

A person who acts like a fuck boy, dresses like a fuck boy, treats girls as if he is a fuck boy, but just a way to get girls

An example of this is if you have a friend who fakes themselves around social media and or in public but is actually a really nice person on the inside. This is an example of a fake fuck boy.

by Stanky cracker dolphin October 17, 2017

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017