Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.

Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!

by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017

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Jump-A-Dump

when you jump and crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!

by ConnorDotEXE December 01, 2016

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Milk dump

The process of dumping milk on someones tray after he says something stupid.

Someone-*bad pun*

Friend next to person-That deserves a milk dump

by EzzE53 March 08, 2016

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Donnie Dump Diapers

A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.

Eww, can you small that guy?
Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.

by McSpreader February 25, 2024

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Dabs dumps

When you've been hitting dabs & than you gotta take a dump.

'broo I smoked so much I got the dabs dumps now.'

by Dabdumper May 08, 2021

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Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude July 23, 2013

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