RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian Thorn Bush

When your pube hairs get so long you can braid them, creating an unpleasant Feeling for late night wrestling matches. Noun

Phil poked Jenny, while having fun in bed, with his Russian thorn bush.

by Vex Dash May 4, 2020

Russian Suicide

A method of suicide where the perpetrator shoots themself multiple times in the back of the head.

Did you hear about Gary Webb? He exposed the CIA in 1996 and in 2004, he committed Russian suicide.

by headshotcraft February 20, 2023

Russian Roukette

A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.

Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom

by Roulettemaster June 24, 2019

Russian-Rhino

The act of recieving a blow job and right as you start to have an orgasim you slam a fat load of meth...while on the effects of a rhino pill.... you have to get the timing just right but if you do ... it will ruin your sex life ...

So wanna trade for a Russian-Rhino ?

A Russian-Rhino is better than oxygen...
I would trade my last breath , for a Russian-Rhino...

by YourDaddy69rk March 31, 2025

pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.

As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019

restless russian

Masturbating using 2 fingers and only touching the tip of the penis.

"Wow that 2mi gave me an restless russian last night!"- every gay man ever

by ite det kåååååke February 23, 2017