Guns N' Blowses

A blowjob performed during a Guns N' Roses concert.

The concert was good but the Guns N' Blowses was even better!

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Gun

Originally invented in 1691 by Cornelius Gun, the Gun is responsible for all violence and conflict today.

If the gun was never invented, Abraham Lincoln would still be alive today.

by super hax0r August 6, 2023

gun to your head

usually used when someone is asking a tricky ass question or proving someones knowledge of some shit

person 1: yo bump that new dmx
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

English Gun salute

A English 21 salute is when 42 males line up (21 each side,) and proceed to jerk each other off whilst veterans slice down a slip n slide naked, with fireworks placed in their arse. The act of the veterans sliding down the slip n slide with fireworks and the shooting spunk resemble the 21 gun salute for the armed forces 🫡 🇬🇧

Well, me and George went to our annual army reunion and had the best English gun salute……. My balls are purple and bruised I beat them that hard

by Wyictonary August 29, 2023

Cussing machine gun

Someone who swears so much that they sound like a machine gun

She is swearing so much, she sounds like a cussing machine gun

by Tallo April 14, 2020

more guns

The solution to any problem, according to the NRA.

If your brother was killed by a gun, maybe the gun nuts in this country would stop thinking that more guns will solve everyone's problems. Or maybe not, since they are stupid enough to vote for morons like Donald Trump.

by alcifer August 25, 2016

Gun-Phobia

Pussy retards who piss themselves in fear over the mere glimpse of a gun, most commonly liberals. These people typically either work for schools or in the U.S. government, and usually wear diapers all day long in the off chance they come across someone carrying one.
They typically are of the childish mindset that anyone carrying a gun or buying a gun must be a school shooter, and are in no means buying a gun for sport, self defense, open carry, concealed carry, hunting etc. and HAVE to have malicious intent behind doing so. Usually these people neglect both reasoning and firearm logic so they can push their 'feelings' and 'emotions' onto other people, being fearful over things on guns that add no practicality whatsoever like a vertical grip on a shotgun.

"Bro, that person was an absolute Gun-Phobic. Don't bring him to the range ever again,"
The man had major Gun-Phobia because he shit his pants over seeing a Glock on some ones waistband for self defense.

by Kill_Urself January 30, 2023