[John Thomas]

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males

Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.

by LVN702 October 16, 2008

John Brown

A John Brown is when you go to Harpers Ferry and jump in the water were the Shenendoah and the Potomic rivers meet each other. Swim out to the center of this intersection and take off all your clothes. Next, you jump out of the water and yell, "JOHN BROWN!" thus exposing yourself to the three states of Maryland, Virginia, and West Virginia all at the same time.

"Me and my buddy got on either side of a woman in a raft and John Browned her. She didnt even see us coming!"

by A John Browner July 26, 2006

John Travolta

John Travolta is the biggest pimp in al time, he was pimpin in saturday night fever, but he was even more pimp in Grease, Pimp means a fashionable, trendsetter, person, mainly male

John Travolta is THE pimp!!!

by barkandhoney July 13, 2003

She John

A butch lesbian that who has a hot lesbian girlfriend.

I would hit on the bitch over there, but she totally making out with that She John.

by Phillip The Molester October 15, 2008

Sneeky John

when you are hanging out with people and then say you are going to go somewhere and will be right back, but really leave

i think he just pulled a sneeky john.

by anamous December 4, 2004

the john pace

To be fucking a girl and as you cum on her face smack her with your cock until she speaks with a british accent

I had to give that bitch the John Pace for 10 minutes till she got that accent right. "PLEASE LADDIE I'LL BE A GOOD LASS" WRONG ACCENT WHORE

by Jeff Daniels March 11, 2003

John Prescott

Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.

Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out

Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then

Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!

Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard

by LiverLover April 29, 2005