John'd 

To punch a hole in a wall. Usually as a response to anger, pain, or disappointment.

Barney Stinson: "You never break up a girl fight! EVEEEER!"
*punches wall*
Viewer: "Woah, Barney just John'd that wall!"

John'd by 5FeetofSexy October 5, 2012

John Madden 

A measurement of how mad someone is.

1) From one to John Madden, how mad are you?
2) Steven is so John Madden right now, don't even talk to him.

John Madden by Blarghff November 27, 2013

john jay middle school 

The most spoiled, pathetic, disgusting, fake, trendfollowing school in the omniverse, ruled by drama and kids trying to be cool, every child gets whatever they want. Sports teams are pretty terrible but if you're on them you are automaticly popular. Fake relationships that last for 2 seconds pop up every week and are autistic. Cancerous shit like jeffy memes rule the school and there is a social hierarchy on Instagram and Snapchat, every student here should change their ways cuz their cancerous, except for me.

Yo that jjms school is fucked up fam.
YOU SEE THAT NEW JEFFY VIDEO ITS HOT AF IN JJMS RN
OH SHITT MY INSTAGRAM POST WAS SO ARTSY ALL OF JJMS LIKED IT
Bruh we have to survive 3 years of this john jay middle school hellhole.

john jay middle school by Jfy May 27, 2017

John Swift 

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

John Swift by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

John Mark 

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.

John Mark wears a big ass ring.

John Mark by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019

John Leary 

he is hot and I am not willing to give him up. if u see him or meet him don't let him go.

John Leary is a freakin hotty.

John Leary by hong-van liquor March 29, 2019

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school in District 214 of the Township High School District. Its mascot is the husky and its school colors are brown, orange, and white.

Daniel Mihran Hanounikian attends John Hersey High School in Arlington Heights, Illinois.

John Hersey High School by Bart Simpson. August 5, 2019