Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Donald Dump

The 45th and 47th President of the United States of America, who did more harm to the nation and its people than literally anyone else in history.

"The U.S. economy is at an all-time low as a result of Donald Dump's executive orders."

by Fcking_Chuck April 4, 2025

Trump Dump

n. a person or place that has the appearance of high class, but upon inspection is low quality, low energy, disgusting and trashy.

The lobby looked so nice, but the rooms were dirty and filled with fleas, it was a real trump dump.
He never paid me for my work. He's a real trump dump of a person.

by FuriousUSA July 17, 2019

Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.

The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.

by The Man Stan April 21, 2015

Post Dump Clarity

The intense feelings of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially after dumps of epic proportions.

Jared designed an entirely new Boeing jetliner during his post dump clarity following a violent episode of diarrhea which caused significant damage to his airplane’s bathroom.

by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024

Cunt Dump

A girl who is pregnant or about to give birth.

Dude did you see that girl she is either really fat or has to take a cunt dump!

by Skeleton Toucher March 13, 2022

disrespectful dump

Whenever you are on the toilet and you get done taking a shit and without flushing you masturbate and drop your load in the same dirty toilet water.

Hey Steve, you ever just so lazy and horny you take a disrespectful dump?

by OtakuGuy95 April 28, 2023