Cum Syringe

when one nuts laying down with the penis erect at a 90 degree angle. the cum shoots out and comes back down landing back into the japseye. The cum has now been soaked up back into the penis. Aka. The Cum Syringe. This move is commonly used during NoNutNovember as a ‘free pass’ because the Cum Syringe tactic doesn’t fully classify as a ‘nut’.

friend: yo dude how’s No Nut November going?
you: I almost broke the other day homie but I did The Cum Syringe and got that nut back so I’m still going strong.

Cum Syringe by thecumwhisperer August 9, 2019

Cum Fest 

A festival dedicated to Cum

It's time to celebrate Cum Fest!

Cum Fest by Sir Nigel Dingleberry November 13, 2019

Cum Dumpling 

A mans ballsack

“Yeah, lemme lick your cum dumpling”

Cum Dumpling by barb-a-q November 24, 2019

Cum Biscuit 

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge

Jessica is such a Cum Biscuit!

Cum Biscuit by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

Cum Lung

Cum Lung is basically pneumonia but instead of water it’s fucking cum

Holy shit Jenny has cum lung

Cum Lung by CumK1ng May 8, 2020

Cum underwear 

Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.

“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”

Cum underwear by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020

Cum wubbly

A cum wubbly

“Mochi your a cum wubbly”

Cum wubbly by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020