leather dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver April 17, 2016

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Dick Riggered

When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.

Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.

by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021

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TikTok Dick

When someone tries to "troll" Columbine but ends up being offensive as fuck or do something equally as bad or worse, then gets on your recommendations.

Luna: *scrolls TikTok*
J.J: makes offensive video
Luna: What a TikTok Dick.

by kittenbunny65 May 24, 2021

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snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 23, 2022

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Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.

John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!

by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013

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