get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher

by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Dick chopping

The colloquial term for "castration".

Wow, did you hear about Tobey's dick chopping? Guess he's done dealing with kids.

by AbsolutelyNotEilish December 16, 2020