Karl Whacking 

Popular in Cambodia. They normally all dance around a fire with their ‘karls’ out. They then procreed to whack each other until the last one standing wins. Now being introduced into Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.

Did you see those guys Karl Whacking yesterday?

Oh yes it sounds very fun.

Karl Whacking by Thekarldoddger March 7, 2019

Jizz whacked 

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

Jizz whacked by wageth July 6, 2019

table whacker 

When you whack your peepee on a table because you’re gay.

Dude. I’m such a homo that I got a table whacker.

table whacker by DailyTableWhacker July 31, 2019

Gypsy Whackin 

Day 2 of DMT.

My computer doesn’t work like it used to, might be Gypsy whackin agaves.

Gypsy Whackin by Tuftturf December 19, 2019

Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

Weed Whacker by Slimetheboss July 4, 2020

Chad whacker 

When you put a hot potato up your butt and it accidentally gets stuck, only for it to give you that warm fuzzy feeling inside. Like when you meet someone special for the first time.

Met this beautiful girl the other day, it was a hell of a chad whacker experience.

Chad whacker by Deathbum September 6, 2020

Brudda whacka

Any lightweight, long, slenderish (fits in say...3 year old hand) item, typically 2-3 feet in length, the business end of the device will hold the “whacka” such as a hot wheels car launcher, Ball of petrified play dough, etc. at the end of 3-4 connected hot wheels tracks.

Son: “mom!! Bodhi’s chasing me with the brudda whacka AGAIN”

Mom: “he’s learning what it looks like to run slow”

Brudda whacka by Secret Seattle squirrel October 12, 2020