Straight tik tok

Straight tik tok is like the ocean, we know only 5% of it but it's enough to make us not want to be near it ever again
Person#1: help me!
Person#2: what's the matter?

Person#1: I'm on straight tik tok
by Pao.lina August 18, 2020
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Super Super Straight

So Straight Straighter the *Super Straight* You can kiss the homies without it being gay!
Justiny: "Yooo Joey You like Being Gangster dont you"

Joey: "Nah bro just fucking kiss me am super super straight"

Justiny: " No your a Gangster"
by ToxicG065 March 10, 2021
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straight piledrive that shit

To absolutely bone the bejesus out of some chick, regarless of emotions or how hot she is.
Joe: Wow how hot is that girl down the hall?
Dan: Man, I'd straight piledrive that shit
Joe: fo'real
by staff August 30, 2005
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straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
by Jules88 January 08, 2012
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straight off the terd

a really bad smelling fart
damn jule that was straight off the terd
by jerrrrm August 29, 2005
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straight edge

sXe - the philosophy of being straight edge. No drugs, drink or casual sex. Often associated with the hXc genre. Straight edge individuals are often seen rockin tight jeans and nike dunks.
Your dunks are sick! Let me get you a drink mate...nah I'm alright thanks, I have a bottle of water with me because I'm so straight edge
by carrotrob April 27, 2007
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straight up ass

When something is extremely bad,

and you want to make it clear that it just sucks.
Typically used informally.
A:"Hey, let's buy these chips as well"
B:"Nah man, those ones are straight up ass"
A:"That bad?"
B:"Yeah man, I've tried them. Let's take these other ones instead"
by word-god-from-hell July 12, 2023
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