Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Baked Potato

When a larger sized person gets really high.

"Damn, this fool is a baked potato."

by UnicornPornHorn March 30, 2015

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.

"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014

baked fart

Just before getting out of your car on a hot day, you let SBD rip. When getting back in your car, you are hit in the face with a waft of hot fart worse than when you ripped it.

Dude, what crawled up you and died to make a baked fart that bad. My eyes are watering.

by LazyGecko October 15, 2015

basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins March 24, 2016

Baked

A state of senselessness and irrationality, as if due to the effects of substance intoxication.

'My wife just divorced me because she caught me eating out that blonde's ass and my friend is suggesting I persuade her to remarry me by offering HER anilingus! The man's utterly baked!'

by avantgardeporn March 24, 2016