truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid January 20, 2016

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018

drunk meeting

it is where you gather as a group and talk about your drunk sins

''my names Andreja and I'm an alcoholic...''
''hello Andreja, hello everyone''
'' I love my drunk meetings''

by reecerewrgwrnhjyu,.io'opr July 11, 2017

danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.

Do you want to get danish drunk?

by Openhygge July 13, 2017

pie drunk

When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie

Wow look how intoxicated he is - he's pie drunk

by Kptnkuku April 18, 2018

Dutch drunk

You've drunk so much alcohol that your completely off your face and should've passed out a few beers go, but somehow your still conscious

Mate with the amount we'll drink we'll get Dutch drunk!

by hidden truths July 26, 2017